The Obama White House is abuzz with talk of witchcraft by first grandmother, 72-year-old Marian Robinson, who lives in the White House residence. A close friend of Michelle Obama says the president is furious at his mother-in-law after learning that she was practicing Santeria, an African spirit cult, in the White House.
The president was “totally in favor” when his mother-in-law moved into the White House as a live-in babysitter for 11-year-old Malia and 8-year-old Sasha. Obama reportedly told Michelle that her mother will have to go back to Chicago if she does not “stop this witchcraft mumbo-jumbo immediately” and ordered the Secret Service to not allow Marian’s friend to return to the White House.
Well, yeah . . . I mean, have you ever tried to get rooster blood stains out of carpeting?! Let me tell you, it's no easy deal, although it does react far better to OxyClean than does human blood, ya betcha.
Wait . . . um . . . no, no, friends told me that. Heh. It's not like I have any experience with that, right?
Anyway, back to Mrs. Robinson . . . I say, hey, Obama - shut up, man. I the Taxpayer do not feel like paying for your daycare - it's pricey, dude - which youa re getting free from Mrs. Robinson. So what if the girls are kept up at night with a little chanting and whatnot?
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Apparently, witchcraft is against the Kora.....OOOPS! Sorry, meant the Bible....
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Santaria or just plain ole voodoo is everywhere. There are two botanicas within a mile of my neighborhood. I saw a voodoo shop on a main street in Richmond. The stuff you see in NOLA is for tourists. I suppose the strength of this stuff is that you can practice it in private or with a group, look like a normal person and even continue going to a mainline church if you choose. And trying to get someone out of it is incredibly difficult.
"Argh! There's a zombie walking around the White Hou...wait, that's just Helen Thomas..."
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