Save a Horse, Ride a PETA Member

Chick fight!

I say chick fight because even if you're a man, if you are a card-carrying member of PETA, I'm guessing you're a little "estrogen dominant," eh?

I would like to express my outrage at a billboard I recently saw in Jacksonville, Florida.

My embarrassment turned to outrage as I was sitting at home contemplating that distasteful, disgusting billboard. I can’t believe that PETA would be so disrespectful as to use the terms “whales” and “blubber” when referring to obese people. I wish there was something I could do. I’ve already written to them expressing my outrage at their malicious terms and asked them to take it down.

Well, as most people know, in the mid of PETA, animals rank above humans. So I can believe they would, of course. And, true to form, PETA replied:

A new PETA billboard campaign that was just launched in Jacksonville reminds people who are struggling to lose weight — and who want to have enough energy to chase a beach ball — that going vegetarian can be an effective way to shed those extra pounds that keep them from looking good in a bikini.

I say NOW gets its panties in a twist and goes after PETA. In a wading pool. With jello.

By gum, now that would be funny, I don't care who you are . . .