Wednesday, August 12, 2009

No, Gloria, You Can be Too Thin

I'm trying to get into better shape. This ain't it.

Posh needs a nosh.

9 comments:

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Gloria is a tiny woman to begin with. I don't think she has much control over how thin she is, unlike Valerie Bertenelli and Marie Osmond, who in the ads for their respective weight control companies both could put ON a few pounds.

Angela M. said...

If Posh didn't have those humungous fake knockers she'd be a Minus size 6!

DammitWomann said...

I didn't even know who she was. But totally agree with AngelaM.

Don't celebrities own mirrors?

Fr. Erik Richtsteig said...

Wow, she makes Calista Flockhart look fat.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Oops! My comment was about the wrong Gloria. My quick glance thought it was Gloria Estafan...

Nan said...

If Posh needs a nosh refers to Posh Spice, isn't her name Victoria? Natural mistake though because it rhymes with Gloria.

The Digital Hairshirt said...

Reference is to Gloria Swanson

gemoftheocean said...

Let me guess, she's filming a remake of the Karen Carpenter story...

Or she's going for the part of "social x-ray" in a remake of The Bonfire of Vanities. (I'm not much of a fan of novels, but that one was a must read!]

TheSeeker said...

The only difference between what she looks like and the Bio-lab skeleton is skin and silicon. Poor girl :-(