On Friday night, my daughter and I got "trapped" in the crowd as we tried to make our way out of the park to head home. Oh, it's par for the course at 9:45 p.m. in Disneyland, and we walked back to parking to avoid the long tram lines. However, sharing a gene for evil between us as we are, after all, mother and daughter, we came up with this little ditty.
It's sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands."
Oooooohhhhhhh . . .
If your child's in a stroller, he's too young.
If your child's in a stroller he's too young!
If you gotta push the kid,
Leave him home with Uncle Sid.
If your child's in a stroller, he's too young!
If your Mom's in a wheelchair, she's too old.
If your Mom's in a wheelchair, she's too old!
If you gotta leave the dame,
She'll still love you all the same.
If your Mom's in a wheelchair, she's too old!
If you gotta ride a scooter, you're too fat.
If you gotta ride a scooter, you're too fat!
Get up and move your ass,
And maybe eat some less.
If you gotta ride a scooter, you're too fat!
Okay, take it with a huge grain of salt. Yes, I realize there are folks who must rely on such means of transportation for good reason and I applaud Disneyland as being a park where they bend over backward to accommodate special needs.
6 comments:
Many years ago my family went to CA for Easter with all my dad's siblings and their kids. We RV'd down to Disney on the single worst day possible; the day before Easter. My family is not the only Heathen group out there.
The lines were long, it was cold so we were forced to buy Mickey Mouse sweatshirts for survival purposes, all we seemed to do was go on one ride and meet the group, lather, rinse repeat.
My mom was upset because she had to go and Amanda couldn't; A was stroller-aged so she, her mom and my grandma stayed home. My mom wanted to.
Oh Digi - LOL You and Dolly-gurl seem to have the same sense of humor as me and my GRANDS do. We sing dittys to the tune of "It's a small world afterall."
DAMMITWOMAN!! You are EVIL. ;-D Now I've got that damn song in my head.
ha ha ha ha ha - I just "KNEW" that would happen Gem....
...itz a small world afterall . . itz a smal world afterall . . itz a small,small world...........
hee hee
I've heard that tune somewhere but for the life of me I can't remember where. Oh well!
Hey CuChi - when we gonna go to Disneyland?
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