Sure, You Can Do This in Your 20's

He said: "The party started normally and it all seemed pretty harmless - people were drinking but everyone was very well behaved and pleasant.

"The whole group were dressed in these great costumes and it looked exactly like something out of Eyes Wide Shut.

"But then one of the organisers announced: 'The moment has come. The spell has begun' and everyone began kissing and having sex.

"The first thing we saw was one couple at it on a window sill. When the haze from the dry ice in the disco room cleared we realised it was going on everywhere.

The poor estate agent for this English country manor wasn't clued in by the company who rented the locale for this costume party - and at midnight, the unexpected orgy began.

I'm having a party next weekend to help a dear friend of mine say goodbye to his 30's. Please be advised that this will not happen.

He's got to get up early the next day. So we'll start at 8:00 . . .
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(Oh, we will not - it's humor, folks, so please, no anonymous comments in the vein of "you should be ashamed to call yourself a Catholic . . .")