Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Monologue? This One Gives a 3-Hour Speech!

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.
Well, the snatch is an Olympic event.
She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
Just in case you were wondering how she set that record.

The problem is that no one wants to spot her at the gym.

3 comments:

TheSeeker said...

Yuck!!!!
I bet men are afraid of her.

Howlsatmoon said...

"Well, the snatch is an Olympic event."......

That was "bad", I would NEVER write something like that, or to point out some other events like the "squat", "breast stroke", "pole vault"....ok, I'll shut up now.

LarryD said...

I wonder if that Russian assassin from Goldeneye was her inspiration.