Lunacy

It was then that I embarked on my research, which has led me to this day when I can confidently make the following assertion: The Moon does not exist. As I realize this revelation may appear shocking to the average reader, allow me to repeat it:

The Moon does not exist!

This is no lie. Until recently, I, too, believed in the traditional, establishment view of the moon. But any thinking person, untainted by the biases imposed on us by the controlled media, will have no choice but to reach the conclusion I did once faced with the facts described in this account.

God bless America. Our society is such that the flotsam and jetsam of humanity, like this poor fellow, can not only survive, but have a home on the Internet.

A cash reward of $100,000 has been offered to anyone who can send us, by e-mail, conclusive physical evidence of the existence of the moon. This reward remains unclaimed.

He also uses kosher hot dogs as proof that Jews don't exist because, "You can't live on that stuff." Well, no, they do go better with condiments, a couple o' Nathan's and some grilled onions make the Digital Hairshirt a happy person.

I love people.