Thursday, July 30, 2009

Have They Checked eBay?

I live in California; thus, I am allowed to be obsessed with this.
More than a month after Michael Jackson’s sudden death, the whereabouts of his body remain unclear.
The King of Pop's gold-plated, rose-covered casket was last seen at his public memorial service on July 7 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. After the service, it was driven away to parts unknown.
Berry Gordy is now saying that the body is not in a crypt owned by him.
I'll say it again - the family is holding out for an encore. When interest starts to flag - or they get the necessary permit for burial at Neverland - or they want more money - Michael (or what is left of him) will emerge and the media will have another frenzy and more teddy bears and candles will appear and now we get to see "Michael: the Burial."

I'm telling you . . . Neverland . . . glass casket . . . gift shop . . .

7 comments:

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

No, let's cannonize (purposely spelled that way) him (any small bore howitzer should do, and Pendleton is just down the coast)...

Fr. Erik Richtsteig said...

Maybe they can get a deal on Lenin's Tomb now that it looks like the Russians may be getting rid of it.

Howlsatmoon said...

I saw Michael at In-N-Out last evening....
Srsly, he ordered the Animal Fries.....

DammitWomann said...

He's buried at Forest Lawn, betcha

Terry Nelson said...

Forest Lawn, Hollywood Hills, in the Garden of Remembrance, temporarily stored in a loner crypt...
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Oh! Oh! What if he was buried in that Chicago cememtary where all the other people were dug up to re-sell their graves? No - too tacky.
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His dad looks kinda dead too, like a character from the Thriller video.

cuchieddie said...

We'll be at Mount Sinai/Forest Lawn tomorrow morning so I'll launch an investigation and report my findings later in the day. K?

DammitWomann said...

CuChie - we are all counting on ya now,.....