Great, As If I Didn't Have Enough to Worry About

Apparently, cankles are so offensive during capri season that there's a movement afoot to wipe them out. Gold's Gym, perhaps trying to drum up a little business, has declared July as Cankles Awareness Month. Cankles, according to Gold's Web site, saynotocankles.com, are now the "fastest growing 'aesthetic affliction' in the United States ... ahead of muffin tops, saddle bags and moobs."

And Hillary Clinton is the poster child . . .