Are You Going to San Francisco . . .

. . . flowers in my hair or not, HELL NO.

I really don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home, 'kay? But here's the problem I have when you feel obliged to drag your nasty out in the street - that space belongs to both of us. And it's not a pretty sight to see certain acts performed al fresco.

Folsom Street Events encourages all fairgoers to express behavior that is safe and within the law. We encourage everyone to take personal responsibility for providing a positive communal environment for the adult alternative lifestyle community. Lewd acts will be disrupted by our security volunteers who reinforce this message for anyone found on the fairgrounds to be in violation of our policy.

Really? Because last year that policy did not hold fast (warning: NSFW and extreme).