Thursday, July 02, 2009

Amateur


This has to be true. It was in the National Enquirer. Which I was reading today at the beach, along with The Economist and Soldier of Fortune. Hey, it's a vacation!

Michelle, 45, knocked back “a glass or two of champagne” while the couple flew to the Big Apple on a private jet, according to the close source, and published reports said she downed two martinis during dinner at the Greenwich Village restaurant Blue Hill.

“It was clear that Mrs. Obama was having a VERY good time,” a restaurant employee told The ENQUIRER. 



A "glass or two" of champagne and two martinis? Piker. Amateur. Wuss. To we Irish, that's merely a warm up.

And for those who would dismiss that as "tabloid" news, I have two words. Betty Ford.

3 comments:

gemoftheocean said...

This should be fun. If she's anything like a combo of Betty and Hillary, she'll be THROWING a gin bottle at 0ero in no time. WIth any luck, she might even call 9ero the "N" word in public.

"******, don't LET me catch you eyeballin' Helen Thomas's skanky bootie again!!!"

I'd love to see him back peddle that one. IT would be totally "unscripted."

gemoftheocean said...

[In college I was surprised to find out that one black person would call another black person the "N" word.]

Dymphna said...

Ah but Betty Ford was drinking before she got to the White House and everyone, even Dems publicly ignored any rumors.