Thursday, June 04, 2009

Gimme Some Buns, Hun

The fire at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop was reported just before 1 a.m. by an ambulance that happened to be driving past.

The coffee shop featured waiters and waitresses without shirts serving coffee and doughnuts.

Sherry Perry, also of Vassalboro, said: "I'm a believer and I'm a Christian and I don't want this trash in my backyard. No good can come from it."

Damn Christian religious extremist arsonists!

Grand View . . . topless . . . doughnuts . . . heh, heh, heh, heh

Sophmoric, yes, but I got a kick out of it. As well as the surreal image of one of the waitresses biting into a powdered sugar doughnut and all that white stuff drifting, like snow, upon the hills . . .

1 comments:

Tara said...

And they gave your blog an award for being "bat shit crazy" go figure!