Several months ago, the practice of priests sleeping with Protestant virgins before their marriage to Catholic males surfaced. A Catholic male and his would be bride went to speak to the priest concerning their marriage. The priest stated that he would have to try her out before the marriage. The girl told her mother. The marriage took place some months later.
To all priests, I am very disappointed in you. What have Protestant virgins got over Catholic ones? You don't find bands like Aerosmith writing songs about them Proddy girls, do you?
No, I can't make this stuff up . . .