Hot Trekkie Sex

The new Star Trek movie, opening tonight, is a brilliant and exciting re-imagining of the original series. But the real revelation here isn't the new Trek - it's the hot, sexy new Spock.

In this alternate Star Trek universe, Spock is a lover. One of the most touching relationships we see in the film is between Spock and Uhura, his former student and lover. Because she is also devoted to an intellectual discipline - alien languages and culture - she appreciates Spock's emotionless devotion to duty. And his hot kisses in the lift.

Spock and Uhuru?! Wow - this is going to realign the fantasies of some geeks sitting in front of their Macs in their parents' basement.

Okay, I gotta admit it - as a Bronx Catholic schoolgirl, there was always something wonderfully and enticingly verboten about the mensch that Spock was in the TV series, likely because he was lent that Semitic sensualness of Leonard Nimoy. Yeah, go ahead and laugh, but while Kirk got to explore every female orifice in the universe, Spock was an enigma. And a challenge, due to his mixed heritage. And that's what made him interesting to a pre-adolescent girl.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I can hardly wait to see this this!