Hell Yeah, I Won

My fellow Americans,

I believe the expectation is that I will accept this award for most Bat Shit Crazy Blog with grace and humility. I am expected, I assume, to congratulate those who came behind for their sportsmanship and express my admiration for their efforts. Professionalism would dictate that I salute all contestants in this year's awards and graciously thank the Carolina Cannonball for hosting such a notable competition.

Don't hold your breath.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

(. . . takes a swig of tequila and swallows another Risperdal . . .)

Anyway, I would like to thank those who helped - the usual suspects who hang around this blog, SondraK and all the porch minkees, and the people who actually allow me to be their friend on Facebook (but still remind me of the current restraining orders that keep me at 100 yards).

I would like to dedicate this award to the memory of the late Hunter S. Thompson, by whose philosophy I try to live my life: when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

God bless you all . . .

The Digital Hairshirt