Don't Let the Kool Aid Put On Any Weight, Girls

The gorgeous girls gathered together at a studio in Santa Monica on Thursday to record the message (expected to hit the web next week) which is aimed at promoting the diversity of California and includes such lines as "I believe when I express my opinion I have a responsibility to do it in a way that respects others who may not agree … I believe in love … I believe when two people with opposite views communicate with love and respect both points of view can be heard … I believe no one should be silenced if they are speaking from their heart with respect … I believe in the beauty of California."

However their current controversial crown-holder, Carrie Prejean, was notably absent from the shoot.

Speaking of which, numerous pageant insiders and former title holders feel that if Prejean wishes to continue her crusade in advocating her traditional views of marriage, she should first resign from her regal role.

I believe Carrie Prejean is owed an apology.

Oh, and Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler? I believe you're fulla shit.

Sorry, folks, for the profanity.