When Cousin Sally married Howard, a widower, she lovingly adopted the role of mother to his two young children, Portia and "Chip," when they were 6 and 4, respectively. Howard wrote me last week that Chip was recently accepted into medical school where he hopes to become a gynecologist. Portia, sadly, got mixed up with Scientology.
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