The World Health Organization announced Thursday it will would stop using the term "swine flu" to avoid confusion over the danger posed by pigs. The policy shift came a day after Egypt began slaughtering thousands of pigs in a misguided effort to prevent swine flu.
That's the good news . . . the bad news is that they've adopted the term "Mexican flu" and now Taco Bell stock has dropped precipitously . . .
In related news . . .You can purchase a miniature pig as a housepet.