Real Woman

First you go to Jamaica, which is good. Then you get married, which is even better. Then after you've spent the best part of the week at a snazzy resort you ... hop on a plane and get back to East Tennessee in time for opening day of turkey season.

She did admit the turkey took a backseat to other things that week.

"That would definitely be marrying him," Rene said. "That had to be the highlight."

I think this woman is a gem and many a man would call her a "keeper." I think more women should be hunting and handling guns to shoot down old stereotypes.

Mazel tov, sweetie . . . oh, and nice bird!