Saturday, April 11, 2009

Night of the Living Woody


Woody Harrelson defended his clash with a photographer at a New York airport Wednesday night as a case of mistaken identity -- he says he mistook the cameraman for a zombie.

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.
Oh, 'cmon - who hasn't had this problem? "[W]ho I quite understandably mistook for a zombie" . . . BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Woody also smokes a lot of weed, too, but having seen some of the types lurching around Queens, NY, I'll give him a pass on this one.

1 comment:

Howlsatmoon said...

Woody thought it was a zombie. Zombies eat Braaaiinsss. Woody has none such in his noggin. Woody has nothing a zombie would want, ergo...Woody is simply a dipshit.