It's the Economy, Baby . . .

The recession has reached the German sex industry, with many brothels offering specials to keep business pumping, daily Süddeutsche Zeitung reported on Friday.

Flat fees and two-for-one deals often include free snacks for tightwad johns.

“The market is dead anyway,” he told the paper. “When a student can get laid for €20 and get the whole shebang, prices are just tanking completely.”

Wait, is it just chips and salsa, or are they getting them little pigs-in-a-blanket? I mean, if it's hot food, it seems to be to be a pretty good deal. Especially if they also offer free refills.

On the other hand, some gals are getting the best sleep they've had in years . . .

(It's amazing, the things I find funny . . .)