The recession has reached the German sex industry, with many brothels offering specials to keep business pumping, daily Süddeutsche Zeitung reported on Friday.“The market is dead anyway,” he told the paper. “When a student can get laid for €20 and get the whole shebang, prices are just tanking completely.”
Wait, is it just chips and salsa, or are they getting them little pigs-in-a-blanket? I mean, if it's hot food, it seems to be to be a pretty good deal. Especially if they also offer free refills.
On the other hand, some gals are getting the best sleep they've had in years . . .
(It's amazing, the things I find funny . . .)