Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Happy Passive-Aggressive Appreciation Day!

I started thinkin' about this in the shower . . .

How many passive-aggressive people today will go up to their spouse and tell them they want a divorce, just to see their reaction? Hoping it might be, "Me, too." And when the spouse reacts unfavorably, then yell, "April Fool!"
Think of the possibilities!
-- Tell your secret office crush all of your hidden feelings for him/her . . .
-- Parade in front of your parents in drag . . .
-- Quit your job . . .
-- Leave used - and losing - lottery tickets around the house . . .
-- Leave a positive pregnancy test in your significant other's sock drawer . . .
-- Finally tell the kids that Fluffy is not coming back from the vet . . .