2 Space PArking is a little less annoying than having one of those over sized trucks parking next to you. They use up so much of the parking space that you can't open your car door!
When I was in college, a buddy of mine would carry around a valve stem remover. He was fed up with the 2 stall types and would let the air out of two tires when he found one.
When I called the police, yes in Orange County, about a car that was taking two spaces including one blue-lined for the handicapped, the officer came out then told me it was "okay becaise it is a new Cadillac and he probably doesn't want to get it scratched." No ticket, no tow truck. We are all equal under the law, but some are more equal than others.
There is a Mustang in our neighbourhood that loves to follow it's own set of parking rules:
Blocking the little sidewalks that lead from the street to the sidewalk proper,
Parking the wrong way on our one-way street (which would seem to imply having driven the wrong way on our one-way street)
Blocking the fire hydrant
Blocking the fire hydrant while parked the wrong way on our one-way street
There are numerous other offenders in our neighbourhood, but the owner of this Mustang is by far the worst. I've often wondered if our local police department would deputize me strictly for parking enforcement around our house. All I'd need is a badge, a book of tickets, and a shotgun with a box of deer slugs ("You don't do as I say, I hurt your car")
When cars park too close I like to leave a note on the offender's windshield - "thanks, buddy - maybe next time you can leave me a can opener so I can get into my car."
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2 Space PArking is a little less annoying than having one of those over sized trucks parking next to you. They use up so much of the parking space that you can't open your car door!
When I was in college, a buddy of mine would carry around a valve stem remover. He was fed up with the 2 stall types and would let the air out of two tires when he found one.
Hahaha, 2 space parking is annoying, and so are those huge trucks. Which is why I park near the end, with no cars surrounding me, lol.
When I called the police, yes in Orange County, about a car that was taking two spaces including one blue-lined for the handicapped,
the officer came out then told me it was "okay becaise it is a new Cadillac and he probably doesn't want to get it scratched." No ticket, no tow truck.
We are all equal under the law, but some are more equal than others.
There is a Mustang in our neighbourhood that loves to follow it's own set of parking rules:
Blocking the little sidewalks that lead from the street to the sidewalk proper,
Parking the wrong way on our one-way street (which would seem to imply having driven the wrong way on our one-way street)
Blocking the fire hydrant
Blocking the fire hydrant while parked the wrong way on our one-way street
There are numerous other offenders in our neighbourhood, but the owner of this Mustang is by far the worst. I've often wondered if our local police department would deputize me strictly for parking enforcement around our house. All I'd need is a badge, a book of tickets, and a shotgun with a box of deer slugs ("You don't do as I say, I hurt your car")
When cars park too close I like to leave a note on the offender's windshield - "thanks, buddy - maybe next time you can leave me a can opener so I can get into my car."
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