I Sew Good at Engrish!

And in the same vein, I think guys should travel around with an oil change kit on them. That way, when you "numble," "My car needs to go to JiffyLube," he can quickly come forward and declare, "I have oil change kit," so you can look at him for a minute, throw him the keys, and add, "Yeah, do that and get it detailed while you're at it, huh, Jack?" Promise him you'll fall in love with him . . . after the work is done.

Then go shopping . . .