. . . because I couldn't find a decent cilice in my size.
I don't even want to know how you found out about that. :)
Kathy, I saw it on another blog, realloy!I will be sorely disappointed if I receive no snarky comments from the menfolk. Especially on the sizing issue . . .
"How do you size them?"This reminds me of something:In the early days of spaceflight, NASA developed a system of urine elimination that was basically just a condom with the end cut out which attached to a bottle. Initially, they came in sizes small, medium, and large.Soon it became apparent that no matter how endowed or unendowed the astronaut was, he chose "large."Not a big deal on terra firma, but you don't want pee spheres floating around your lunar module because you didn't "fit" the elimination system.So some genius at NASA just relabeled the condoms - enormous, humongous, and gigantic.The astronauts were comfortable choosing "enormous" and the capsules were saved from floating pee.And now you know more about onboard waste elimination than you ever wanted to.-Cathy
Yeah, like they couldn't wiggle out of it somehow--and stainless steel?--that would be heavy and cold. I suppose you would have to apply the apparatus when the intended party was drunk and asleep--but then on Christmas morning--when they discovered their surprise--hmmmmm...one would not live long enough to see the New Year.
I seriously hope our IT department does not monitor our Internet usage too closely...particularly the times we click on sites that come up blocked. Apparently the, um, naughtiness filters thought that was inappropriate viewing for a diocesan computer...and now that I've obstinately gone and seen why from my home computer, I think they're probably right... :-p
....and....if I...ooops....uh...someone already has one??
Ha-ha---Kathy beat me to the question.Tim. I'm sure there are a lot more from where that one came from. I suppose you can take a number and stand in line. [What do you mean there is no line?!]
L.M.F.A.O.!!!Yeah...with the size thing, of course this is one where you'd want to round up...lest there be a repeat of the Boxer Shorts Atrocity of '03 (that first Christmas after the Beloved's USMC retirement when I bought 38's and not 36's....)
I....uhhh...well, it's....a...hmmm...I have no response to this.And PLEASE...I BEG of you....no "Peter" jokes....
They could always go to market with it....calling it the "Extreme Sports-cup"I heard rumor that it also doubles as a "Really cool head-gear prop for Star Trek fans"
Not even going there....
Hmmm....I am not surprised at the existance of such an item. But i sure as hell don't want to meet the developers!
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