. . . because I couldn't find a decent cilice in my size.
Dig:She should sue her plastic surgeon.
Peter:I made the mistake of sending this link to my fellow liar (lawyer), Mariana, whom you've met. I must remember she tends to shriek loudly when frightened, as it scares the clients . . .
Actually . . . yeah, that is shitty work, isn't it? With her scratch, you'd think she'd get the good stuff.
Oh, I must go lay down for a moment and re-cover myself, oh, sigh.
Dig:That must have been Mariana that I heard....A hauntingly painful shriek rushing across the valley like a banshee.....
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