Following on the title in today's Obscure Music Friday, I read this morning about a big, ol' beefy mail carrier - big guy, over 6' and 250 pounds - who wants to wear a kilt on the job."Unbifurcated Garments are far more comfortable and suitable to male anatomy than trousers or shorts because they don't confine the legs or cramp the male genitals the way that trousers or shorts do," he wrote. "Please open your hearts — and inseams — for an option in mail carrier comfort!"
Okay, why not? I used to watch "The Tech Guys" when Patrick Norton and Leo LaPorte hosted it and Patrick would occasionally display his comfort level by wearing a kilt - didn't seem funny to me. The Samoans at our church use their lavalava skirts and who is going to tell a 400+ pound guy wearing a shark's tooth necklace that he probably made himself after ripping it from the fish's mouth by hand that his garment is unmanly?
I mean, heck, ya got certain priests running amok in black dresses (okay . . . cassocks . . .) - why not allow men a garment that has been used for centuries and afford comfort? The first male attorney I see wear a kilt to court, I'm going up to shake his hand!
Maybe I'll just start giving guys in my life kilts as gifts come Christmas and birthdays. Oh manly men who come by here - what do you think?
3 comments:
Guys have very "hunky" looking legs, all hariy and tough looking--I think they should wear skirts!
I KNOW! I think the hairy stalks are incredible assets!
And for anyone who thinks kilts are NOT sexy, I have two words for you:
Sean Connery!
My poor beloved has been asked to wear a kilt for the wedding he's standing up in this fall. He is soooo not happy about it! (He has already told me that sharing pictures will be very costly, so don't hold your breath.)
Kilts can be sexy on the right guy. But unfortunately, most guys just don't dig the skirtage. I say hey, whatever works for you. Just don't go all metro with the hair and the manicures, and I'm good. ;-)
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