From the Times of London:
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”
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Sounds like the ghostwriter for Moroni found a new gig.
2 comments:
That's good enough for me...
I'm joining the New Church of Ignorism. Barack Obama (may Allah bless his name) has just the right formula....a nice blend of Racist Christianity and Radical Islam. Barack (may Allah grant mercies upon his house) will show the people the one, true path. Like a light in the darkness (no pun intended about his heritage mix), the lost children will be lead by this virtuous, righteous hotty and finally come to the promised land: Mexico.
All praise Barack (Allah bless his house), the new 'Messiah'....
...and His people will cry, "FOLLOW THE EARS!!!"
Who would've thought that the Second Coming would have been from Chicago....
-France loves him because he can raise his hands up higher than anyone in the room....
-England loves him because he promises absolutely free dental care....
-Germany loves him because - well - he gave 'em all free beer....
Sounds like a lock on the "Make America Part of Europe" lobby.
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