That darn Tara, she HAD to put ME as the one who would repost this! I was trying to avoid memes but it's hot and it's summer and why not?
But only one word for each? C'est si banal . . .
1. Where is your cell phone? Purse.
2. Your significant other? Mark and Miguel the Pool Boy. (A joke my husband and I have is that I say, "I'm going to run off with Miguel the Pool Boy," and he gets excited and says, "We have a pool?!")
3. Your hair? Straight as an arrow.
4. Your mother? Dotty! (Her stick phrase is "Business is buisness, and love is bullh**t.")
5. Your father? Missed terribly. (Frank died in 1995)
6. Your favorite things? Dogs, books, a good wine, and subservient opposing counsel.
7. Your dream last night? I was a contestant in "Last Comic Standing."
8. Your favorite drink? Brunello di Montalcino.
9. Your dream/goal? To be really, really old when I die.
10. The room you’re in? Home office.
11. Your church? St. Joseph's Catholic Church. (Only problem there is the pastor, piker that he is . . . let's see if he reads this . . .)
12. Your fear? Hell. Oh, hell yeah . . .
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Knoxville.
14. Where were you last night? Early evening in the neighbors' backyard pool, then at home preparing for a deposition that didn't happen today.
15. What you’re not? Finished. Or skinny.
16. Muffins? Bran.
17. One of your wish list items? A professional grade Canon camera. A Pope Benedict XVI bust or bobblehead. A bidet.
18. Where you grew up? Da Bronx, baby!
19. The last thing you did? Tried to start washing up after dinner, only to hear the Digidaughter wail plaintively, "Is someone using the hot water ............?"
20. What are you wearing? Tae Kwon Do gi.
21. Your TV? Too loud, Mark!
22. Your pets? Puppy Girl and Teddy Bear Boy, aka Josie the Wonder Corgi and Dante the Wonder Schnauzer.
23. Your computer? Needed!
24. Your life? Not bad - how 'bout yours?
25. Your mood? Snarky.
26. Missing someone? Wait, let me check . . . nah, we're all here.
27. Your car? Forester.
28. Something you’re not wearing? Chastity belt. What, is sex bad? Dang, no one told me!
29. Favorite store? Bookstore.
30. Your Summer? June through August.
31. Like (love) someone? YES! But I'm not telling . . .
32. Your favorite color? Forest green.
33. Last time you laughed? Driving home, listening to "Blue Collar Comedy" on Sirius Radio. Git 'er done!
34. Last time you cried? Lunch on Friday.
35. Who will re-post this? Kit, Karen and Mike the Brother-in-Law.