"We found a great rhythm," says McConaughey, 38. "Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."McConaughey told OK! "Becoming a dad is something I've dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let's go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We'd been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, 'Let's handle this … let's stay in the rhythm. Don't let the contraction be more than you.'"Ultimately, [the mother] underwent a C-section.
If I was the mother, I would have shot the bastard.
5 comments:
I do not understand how a man can be so cute and so dense at the same time. At least they finally got the C-section.
I do notice that the mother was not quoted in the story...
I hazard to guess that nayting and everything the mother would have said would have been unprintable, even by today's standards.
Yeah, the only rhythm goin' on would be the tattoo of my fists and/or heels against that dunderhead of his. Sheesh.
Not living in a tribal third world country, we have access to all that modern medical science has to offer--like DRUGS! I would have found my tribal machete and cut McConaughey's balls off--and then tell him where he could "jam" them!
If I was the mother, I would have shot the bastard.
Thank you for my morning laugh.
Post a Comment