I had to purchase some items online today, and it made me recall a conversation I had with my mother once, who does not know how to operate a personal computer.
Mom: Stephanie, Stephanie . . .
Me: Yeah, Ma?
Mom: You know that place on the Internet where you ordered the "Mink" hair spray?
Mom: Well, I've run out and I want to buy some more.
Me: Okay . . . give me about an hour and then I'll go online and order it for you.
Mom: (looking nervously at her watch) But it's eight o'clock!
Mom: So, are they gonna be open?