We received a generous gift of new carpeting over at St. Joseph's Church. To the parishioner who made the donation, a heartfelt thanks. It's lovely. My problem started, though, when I was listening to the sermon and heard Fr. J. say, "It really ties the church together, doesn't it?"
Thereafter, all I could think about was the scene from The Big Lebowski where Walter says: That rug really tied the room together, did it not? and The Dude answers: F**kin' A!
Okay, so I amuse easily . . .
Here is the clip with that line. Be warned that the f-bomb is used freely and often throughout, so if you are offended by it, don't watch the video clip.