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Feds Seize Cocaine Jesus Statue on Texas Border
No, not filled with cocaine, but made of cocaine. Dang.
Tell all your friends, they can go my way
Pay your toll, sell your soul
Pound for pound costs more than gold
Feds Seize Cocaine Jesus Statue on Texas Border
Federal agents have arrested a man on charges of drug trafficking after finding a statue of Jesus made of cocaine at a Texas border crossing.The Houston Chronicle reports that the statue was likely to have been broken apart in water, sifted through a strainer and dried before being bagged and sold. It had a street value of $30,000, the paper said.
3 comments:
Sheesh...probably if they just hid the stuff in a real plaster of Santa Nino de Atocha....it wouldn't have gotten a second glance. They probably looked at this one 'cuz everybody knows you bury St. Joseph Statues.
"I don't care if it rains or freezes/Long as I got my cocaine Jesus/Sittin' in a box inside my car..."
Made of cocaine--how creative, it does look rather nice, it could take idol statue worship to a whole new level.
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