Yesterday, the Future Father Patrick (FFP) told me that when he is a priest and "running St. Joseph's", I can come and work for him at the rectory.
I asked him how much he was going to pay me. Well! FFP told me that I would get "$100 every Friday and $100 every Sunday."
How can you beat that? Especially since he tells me that I will "answer the phones, sometimes, and read at Mass." And I can come and cook for him and the other priests.