Well, I asked Our Beloved Pastor if he was going to come by the home tour today, since we have a table to promote our church and school. He said, "I'll try . . .", which as any lawyer would know is shorthand for "not in our lifetime . . ."
This means maybe I can get away with a few signs to disturb the white, liberal Democrats that seem to gather at these events:
ST. JOSEPH CHURCH
YEAH, WHITE PEOPLE GO THERE TOO . . .
ST. JOSEPH SCHOOL
OUR CURRICULUM IS 100% PLANNED PARENTHOOD FREE!
MAKE A DONATION, GET AN INDULGENCE
HELL YEAH, MARTIN LUTHER WAS RIGHT!
WE'RE THAT CHURCH
YOUR PASTOR WARNED YOU ABOUT!
WHAT PART OF IT CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
SORRY, THE ONLY "CHOICE" OUR KIDS ARE TAUGHT
IS BETWEEN THEIR WILL AND GOD'S