St. Lawrence and St. Patrick, I ask you to intercede on behalf of the New York Giants today. May your prayers bring them to victory and secure for them a defeat against the New England Patriots. May your prayers bring safety to them so that they can play without injury. May your prayers make strong the arm of Eli Manning and keen his eye. We ask this and everything through our Lord, Jesus Christ. (+)
 Why St. Lawrence? He died on the gridiron, didn't he?
 Patron saint of the Archdiocese of New York, New York . . . start spreadin' the news!