I normally don't respond to memes unless someone specifically tags me, but I'm feeling peckish today, so let's see how snarky I can be . . .
1. Yourself: Breathing.
2. Your spouse: Masterful.
3. Your hair: Brown.
4. Your mother: Dotty!
5. Your father: Funny!
6. Your favorite item: Camera
7. Your dream last night: X-rated.
8. Your favorite drink: Brunello-di-Montalcino (okay, technically, it's three words but I hereby declare you can use hyphens to make it one).
9. Your dream car: Jaguar.
10. The room you are in: Office.
11. Your ex: Marine.
12. Your fear: Goldfish. (don't ask . . .)
13. What you want to be in 10 years: Healthy.
14. Who you hung out with last night: daughter.
15. What you're not: PC
16. Muffins: Bran.
17. One of your wish list item: Mastopexy.
18. Time: Predawn.
19. The last thing you did: Court.
20. What you are wearing: Casual.
21. Your favorite weather: Autumnal.
22. Your favorite book: Unknown (I haven't read all of them yet . . .)
23. The last thing you ate: Cheese.
24. Your life: Good.
25. Your mood: Upbeat.
26. Your best friend: Husband.
27. What you're thinking about right now: Fiesta.
28. Your car: Subaru.
29. What you are doing at the moment: Duh!
30. Your summer: Where?
31. Your relationship status: Married.
32. What is on your TV: BBC.
33. What the weather is like: Sunny.
34. When was the last time you laghed: Now!