PENIS PATIENT IS RE-'MEMBERED'
By ANDY GELLER
September 19, 2006 -- Chinese surgeons performed the world's first penis transplant - but the patient couldn't mentally rise to the occasion and they had to remove it.
The patient was a 44-year-old man whose organ was reduced to a 2-inch stump in an accident. In a 15-hour operation, surgeons attached a penis from a brain-dead man. But they were forced to remove it two weeks later because the patient couldn't adjust to it.
I guess you can say this poor guy really got the shaft.