Gosh, if it's printed in the National Enquirer, it must be true - and, actually, more often than not the reporters there are right!
While Tom has been demanding a Church of Scientology naming ceremony for their 3-month-old daughter, Catholic Katie is insisting that she be baptized as a Catholic. The stalemate has given way to a grand compromise: Suri will be welcomed onto the planet in an intimate Scientology ceremony - then christened in a traditional Catholic service.
Well, I should hope so. Especially since there has been a - *gasp!* - sighting of baby Suri. Us Weekly is reporting that Kate was spotted in a health foods store with her offspring in Telluride, CO. However, "[a]ccording to the clerk, Suri is 'funny-looking.'"
Any doctors out there? I heard you guys will still put the notation "FLK" on a newborn's medical chart. C'mon, 'fess up!
The bad news? Rumor has it that Kate is carrying the sequel to Spawn of Xenu.